Thursday, July 30, 2009

things that never should've happened, vol. 2

Scene:

A movie executive's office, sometime after "That Thing You Do" was filmed:

Agent: Ok, I have this great script. Steve Zahn is attached.

Movie Exec: Steve Zahn? Isn't the the guy who has killed every movie he's ever been in, including and not limited to "Saving Silverman," "Joy Ride," "Sahara," and "Strange Wilderness?" Isn't he a pox that insures box office failure?

Agent: Yeah, but it'll be different this time. I know it! 15 movies aren't enough proof!

Movie Exec: Ok done. Let's make "A Perfect Getaway." This will be the greatest movie ever!

And...scene.

1 comment:

  1. Sir. The "C'mon" scene in Saving Silverman is pure brilliance. C'mon, admit it. C'mon. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. C'mooooon. C'mon.

    C'mon.

    (Also, how can you go wrong with a movie loosely centered around Neil Diamond and his incredible body of work... am I wrong?)

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